Comments, Comments

Oasis new album cover

cinefile — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 13:05:05 +0000

Oasis have released the art work to their new album . It is like a blind man’s interpretation of Salvador Dali’s surrealism. In other words shit beyond belief. Reaction from The Guardian.

Gemma Thomas: “My oh my…how we’ll all miss those mightily original earlier shots of the band all surly faced and brooding, scowling at the lense.

Such intense, brooding anti-heroes…. Not sure they’ve had an original thought between them for 20 years. At least hard-man Liam had the grace to get his teeth punched out and give everyone a giggle.

My cat farts better music.”

Yaaawwwwwwwwwwwwn…..

AlecThompson: “What I don’t get is why no one has yet pointed out that it looks like a cock and balls being lovingly cradled / aimed at a butterfly.”

witness the fitness and the comments

cinefile — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 14:23:34 +0000

Commenting on Roots Manuva’s Witness the Fitness video (actually the first comment is just some lines from the song)

bendle34 (3 weeks ago)

cos right now i see clear than most
i sit here contented wiv this cheese on toast
i feel the pain of a third wold famine
deadweight we count our blessing & keep jamin

MoOnBaBy05 (1 month ago)

I’m from America and I must tell you, I freakin love this song. It makes me want to workout, which everyone needs it here lol. That is a damn shame…

Whatcha wearing?

cinefile — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 09:43:42 +0000

Comments from the Sartorialist blog about an unsmiling Asian woman;

Chris said: “I think this is very studied, but more parts design than loveliness. She has done an excellent job elongating and drawing attention to her stunning legs, but the overall effect is ungainly, adolescent, perhaps cartoonish. I don’t dig the Asian trend of taking the edge off the street hooker look by modifying with the pre-pubescent look.”

leilanie said; “IN LOVE WITH THE WHOLE OUTFIT!!!! ESPECIALLY THE MARGIELA SHOES ARE SOOOOOOO HOTTTTTTTT!”

The best birthday present: sex every day for a year

cinefile — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 11:14:13 +0000

Comments on a story of a wife who promised her husband sex every day for a year for his birthday present.

What is all the fuss about? My wife and I have been married for 16 years and, apart from short periods of separation or illness, we have had sex together at least once a day throughout our marriage. It is not a duty, it is not a chore and it certainly is not a bore. It binds us together, it strengthens our love and it is good for body, mind and soul. It helps keep us young – and it can be great fun! – Bill Richards, Durban, South Africa, 10/7/2008

What sad people. – Sylvia, UK, 10/7/2008 10:26

Razors in your underwear

cinefile — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 15:03:00 +0000

Reacting to an advert showing razor blades in bikini bottoms.

Blaize: Well, I am a woman, and the razor in the panties? Um, not so much. Overall I vote: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING JESUS NO ONE WILL EVER BUY A SWIMSUIT AGAIN!

Sorry. Was that my out-loud voice?

It’s most likely effective in getting women to think about genital mutilation, but the overall message that my swimsuit might cut off my bits is a tad, well, nutty.

From: Copyranter